“It’s 2017, and the government is being run by a toilet. We have no choice: Cards Against Humanity is going to save America.” This the new promotion from the controversial card game creators, who want to stop President Trump. And it comes at the bargain basement price of just $15.
This Christmas, Cards Against Humanity has a special surprise for those who love their product. Everyone except Trump voters that is. The company is encouraging anyone who voted for the president to find their holiday joy somewhere else.
“There’s no time for questions—now is the time to act. You give us $15, and we’ll send six America-saving surprises right to your doorstep. It will be fun, it will be weird, and if you voted for Trump, you might want to sit this one out.”
The day one preview of the six gifts relate to Trump’s border wall. The company has allegedly bought a piece of land near the building site. The reason for the purchase is to make it, “as time-consuming and expensive as possible for the wall to get built.
Referring to President Trump as a “preposterous golem,” Cards Against Humanity pushes the left’s tired racism narrative. Accusing Trump of hating Mexicans, they claim a wall on the U.S. Southern border will be useless:
“He is so afraid that he wants to build a twenty-billion-dollar wall that everyone knows will accomplish nothing,” they said. The group also promised to send everyone who bought into their scheme, an illustrated map of the land and a certificate of their pledge to fight the wall.
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Nevertheless, despite their intentions, this is turning out to be an excellent gift for those who stand behind President Trump.
What do I mean?
Well, thousands of liberals just spent $15 for a piece of paper that, to use their words, “accomplishes absolutely nothing.”
Think about that, and chuckle ’til it hurts.
Sure, they will get a few goodies-which is a lot more than most of them probably deserve. But what they won’t get, is a Christmas morning without Donald Trump. Or a New Year’s Eve. Or any day for that matter.
However, for conservatives, we got what we wished for– every day. Safer streets, more jobs, hopefully, lower taxes, a strong economy.
Leftists get a map of land barely fit for grazing, and Trump supporters get a better America.
When he said it was time to start saying Merry Christmas again, he meant it.
Bring on the eggnog!