photo from ifunny.co There’s a certain lingo, an argot, that only rednecks know. It’s language that the city people just don’t get. It literally sounds like a foreign language to a lot of people.
For example: “a larking,” which means to play a prank or joke on someone. Which could be making your friend’s chair go cattywampus so you darn tootin’ land on your arse in the mud. You get the idea.
Well, here’s Jeff Foxworthy educating his stand-up audience on this secret way of speaking.
Here are some other examples. Make sure to read these out loud.
Mayonaisse
“Mayonaisse a lot of mud on your truck. Ain’t you gonna clean it?”
Aorta
“Aorta turn this country ’round ‘fore we go to hell in a hand basket!”
Initiate
“My girl ate my sandwich, initiate my piece of chocolate cake.”
Witchyadidja
“You didn’t take my gun witchyadidja?
