Since I am doing a quotes list, I decided that each character will get two lists. One for funny quotes and the other for more touching, sentimental quotes. These quotes were picked by me using the quotes section on the Big Bang Theory’s site. These are not a reflection of the fan base, just my opinion. But I’m sure you’ll find a quote you like anyway. Leonard’s quotes were really hard for me to narrow down. He’s just so funny!
10. Wolowitz (watching America’s Next Top Model)
Oh, look! That’s the future Mrs. Wolowitz. No, wait! That’s the future Mrs. Wolowitz. With her head in the lap of… what a coincidence… it’s the future Mrs. Wolowitz.
Leonard: Yeah, and they can all move in with you and your mother. The current Mrs. Wolowitz.
Why I picked it: Walowitz got owned! RIP Mrs. Walowitz.
9. Howard and Leonard
Howard: You’ve already got Penny?
Leonard: How do I have Penny? In what universe do I have Penny?
Howard: So I can have Penny?
Leonard: Hell, no!
Why I Picked It: Funny and defending his lady love *swoon*
8. Sheldon and Leonard
Sheldon: At my age, do you know how I’m statistically most likely to die?
Leonard: At the hands of your roommate?
Sheldon: An accident.
Leonard: That’s how I’m going to make it look.
Why I Picked It: Typical hilarious Sheldon/Leonard banter.
7. Penny and Leonard
Penny: What are we gonna do?
Leonard: We? No, no, no. You had your chance to be “we” for like a year and a half now. Right now, you are you and you are screwed!
Why I Picked It: It’s funny and Leonard stood up for himself.
6. Sheldon and Leonard (again)…These are just too funny!
Sheldon: I remember the song! It’s called “Darlin'” by the Beach Boys! Oh, thank goodness! I’m not crazy! I don’t have to take a pigeon as my bride!
Leonard: There goes our shot at him living on the roof.
Why I Picked It: It’s just such a witty answer.
5. Wheaton and Leonard
Wil Wheaton: You know that the movie actually has a little bit of a cult following.
Wil Wheaton: Yeah. I was at a science-fiction convention, and I saw a woman dressed as your half-ape character.
Leonard: Oh, if she was with an Indian guy dressed like a banana that was just my friends, Howard and Raj.
Why I Picked It: Come on, tell me that didn’t make you laugh.
4. The Gang (or part of it!)
Wolowitz: Raj, did you ever tell your sister about the time Sheldon got punched by Bill Gates?
Priya: Oh, God, you’re kidding.
Raj: No, Gates gave a speech at the university. Sheldon went up to him afterwards and said, “Maybe if you weren’t so distracted by sick children in Africa you could have put a little more thought into Windows Vista.”
Leonard: Bam, right in the nose. Made me proud to own a PC.
Why I Picked It: Every time I picture that story, I laugh.
3. Penny and Leonard…Ha!
Penny: So you’re saying if I became a famous movie star, we got married, you wouldn’t sign a pre-nup?
Leonard: Absolutely not! If I’m gonna be stuck at home with the kids while you’re on location cheating on me with Ryan Gosling, then Leonard gots to get paid.
Why I Picked It: Johnny delivered that line perfectly.
2. Penny and Leonard…I just can’t get enough of these 2!
Penny: Just you wait and see. I’m gonna romance your freakin’ ass off.
Leonard: That’s beautiful. Is that Shakespeare?
Why I Picked It: It’s funny and mentioned Shakespeare.
1. Penny and Leonard…Because this is classic Big Bang Theory!
Leonard: Sheldon’s nervous about me leaving. Just keep an eye on him while I’m gone.
Penny: Oh, I don’t know. Remember what happened when I took care of your goldfish?
Leonard: Well, flush Sheldon down the toilet and get me a new one.
Why I Picked It: It actually made me laugh out loud.