TBBT Zack Johnson Quotes

Image result for tbbt zach johnsonphoto by fanforum.com It’s been spoiled that Zack Johnson will be returning to The Big Bang Theory in the last episodes of Season 10. Apparently he has some sort of job in mind for Penny. In celebration, we’ve rounded up our favorite Zack Johnson quotes. Penny’s ex is back and we’re excited about it.

A few TBBT Zack Johnson Quotes you might have forgotten about:

Part of what makes Zack so endearing is his stupidity. Contrasted against The Big Bang Theory men’s seemingly all-knowing powers, he makes for great laughs. Let’s be honest- we can all relate to Zack sometimes when it comes to not understand Sheldon’s scientific brain.

Zack: How can you bounce a laser off the moon if there’s no gravity?

He just walks right into things. Plus, he tries so hard.

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Zack: Hold on. The costume came with a black wig.
Penny: No. I’m not wearing it. It looks stupid.
Zack: Come on. We’re trying to win a contest here.
Penny: Forget it. I’m not wearing the wig.
Zack: Honey, there is no “I” in “Justice League.”

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He doesn’t even realize when Sheldon is insulting him, which is probably for the best considering that Sheldon is almost always insulting him.

Zack: One question. How can you be sure it won’t blow up?
Leonard: The laser?
Zack: The moon.

And then, every once in a while he has rare moments of complete clarity. Like when he pointed out this totally true fact:

Zack: I just think splitting up can be rough on kids.
Penny: We don’t have any kids.
Zack: Are you sure? ’cause you didn’t know we were married until this morning.

Our Favorite TBBT Zack Johnson Quote Of All Time

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Penny’s ex Zack is really good for the laughs. Our favorite TBBT Zack Johnson quote of all time is:

Zack: Not cool, bro. I’m starting to think you’re not the kind of guy I want dating my wife.

What’s your favorite quote from Penny’s ex?

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