The quintessential Si Robertson quote is silly, perhaps misguided, and always funny. Si typically says the unexpected, and also loves to rag on his nephew Willie Robertson. Here are 5 Si Robertson quotes from this week’s Going Si-ral.

Si Robertson Quote Pop-culture Insult

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“Hey that’s the reason you weren’t invited to this party- you’re a buzzkill! Now, why don’t you make like Pokemon…and Go!” -Si Robertson

This week’s Going Si-ral began with Willie walking in on Si throwing a party in his office. The party was complete with music, dancing, and a pinata filled with beef jerky. Si failed to invite Willie to the party and went on to explain why. Si’s pop-culture references are always funny because they usually prove the Uncle doesn’t quite understand the modern entertainment industry. We love him anyway, though.

Bears That Walk

“There’s a lot of bears that can walk…Yodi, Fonzi, and Paddington.” -Si Robertson

 

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Yet another pop-culture reference by Uncle Si. This quote came after Si and Willie watched a bear walking like a human. Si said he was unimpressed, and that he had seen lots of bears walk. Willie, the voice of reason, pointed out that these bears are cartoons. Si didn’t see his point.

 

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The Bait And Switch

“I’m surprised they got a Siberian husky to speak English…Most of them speak Russian!” – Si Robertson

This is a classic bait and switch Si Robertson quote. Just when you think Si is saying something logical, he adds an absurd twist. Willie had shown his uncle a video of a dog that could imitate its owner’s speech. The video was quite impressive to Si.

Bear of the Law

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“They got K-9 units…the next logical police force is a police bear.” – Si Robertson

Si’s version of logic is a bit different than most, but that’s what makes him so entertaining. Si told his nephew he believes that in his lifetime he will see bears as cops. That’s quite a frightful idea if you as us!

The Zinger

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“That’d be like my saying you were an amazing boss…which is just a bold faced lie!” – Si Robertson

Perhaps the most typical quote of all; Si Robertson is always poking fun at his nephew, and boss, Willie Robertson. Willie is the CEO of Duck Commander and takes a lot of heat from his family employees. The duck men respect him, but they never let him get off easy.

Si Robertson is always there for good laughs. His humor is silly and juvenile, but that’s what we love about him.

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