“Mad Dog” Mattis Quotes That Will Have Liberals Crying In Their Pradas


In honor of General James Mattis’ recent nomination as Secretary of Defense, we thought we’d share our five favorite “Mad Dog” quotes. The Left will sureley cry horse tears after reading these.

Number 5

“I’m going to plead with you, do not cross us. Because if you do, the survivors will write about what we do here for 10,000 years.”

I’d say Mattis means business–wouldn’t you? This one can serve as a warning to those crazy liberal protestors too — watch out cupcakers!

 Number 4

“I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes. If you f**k with me, I’ll kill you all.”

Yeah we know “Mad Dog” doesn’t really cry, but his no-nonsense approach will definitely make the cupcakes cry.  

 Number 3

“I don’t lose any sleep at night over the potential for failure. I cannot even spell the word.”

Failure is a topic the Left should be VERY familiar with. Is it too soon to bring that up to the cupcake generation? Should we give them a trophy anyway? Do they need a blanket?

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Number 2

“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”

We love a man who understands the value of diplomacy, but with the strength to protect and serve his nation. The cupcakes could learn a lot about reality from the strength of Mattis’ leadership. 

 Number 1

“You cannot allow any of your people to avoid the brutal facts. If they start living in a dream world, it’s going to be bad.”

This is our absolute favorite–dedicated to Hillary Clinton–Queen of the Cupcakes!

There’s no doubt that General Mattis will be a formidable opponent for America’s enemies. The likes of which they haven’t seen in the last eight years. Our foreign adversaries will be as traumatized as our domestic liberals. Maybe they’re traumatized by Trump’s strong administration and need a cupcake too. 

Do you have a favorite “Mad Dog” Mattis quote that didn’t make our list? Share it with us in the comments.

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