Exhibit A: The dog on the left looks miserable and boring. The dog on the right looks flawless and glowing.
Exhibit B: This golden who is so confident about his red hankie that his tongue is hanging out and he doesn’t even notice!
Exhibit C: This dog wearing a more demure handkerchief. Classy.
Exhibit D: The spirit that is exuding from this golden. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND HANDKERCHIEFS.
Exhibit E: This golden that will get what it wants because SHE LOOKS SO STINKIN’ CUTE IN THAT HANKIE.