5. Oh, is Blake in that?
Blake Shelton may carry the title of Sexiest Man Alive, but Gwen Stefani is definitely the jewel of that crown. Because let’s be honest, Shelton’s sexy award has been the most divisive decision since the Presidential election. He just isn’t universally hot. But you know who is? Gwen Stefani. And here are 5 times she proved she’s the sexiest thing about him.
Seriously, does anyone actually see Blake Shelton in this photo? Because Gwen is totally taking the spotlight in that jaw-dropping red dress. if you do notice him, you will see he’s standing next to her. And by standing, we mean awkwardly posed with wide legs and an expression of “Please wipe my drool, I have absolutely no idea what I am doing here.”
Stefani, on the other hand, not only looks like she’s a perfectly sculpted wax figure, but her smile is on point and she looks totally natural as she looks at the camera. At least he knew to dress in dark colors and try to blend into the wall behind him.
4. Earth to Blake
Seriously, what is happening on Blake Shelton’s face? Gwen looks like she’s reliving a fond memory– while rocking some perfect liner and lashes. Blake looks like he’s ready to board the Mother Ship. It’s not like he isn’t used to the spotlight by now. Take a cue from your girlfriend, Blake, and learn how to smile at the camera.
We do have to give him credit for the 1st Visit Disney pin, however. That was sporting.
3. Natural Beauty
You know how you know that Gwen Stefani is the sexiest thing about Blake Shelton? Because even without her usual pin-up makeup (in what looks like no makeup, in fact) and wearing a camouflage baseball hat (which not just everyone can pull off), she still looks better than he does. She doesn’t even have to try.
2. California to Country
You have to give Stefani credit. She doesn’t know a thing about country living. She grew up in Southern California and still lives in Los Angeles. But Shelton’s native Oklahoma is part of his blood, so she embraces it. Not every Cali starlet would don an entire set of camo and head out into the country. But she did. And that’s about as sexy as it gets.
1. This Photo
Stefani doesn’t need to be next to Shelton to show that she’s the sexiest thing about him. The fact that this photo exists is enough. Seriously, if you weren’t singing “Achy Breaky Heart” in the 80s, you should never have had a mullet. And even then it was a highly questionable decision.
So that’s it. Stefani is the sexiest thing about Shelton. But… maybe the fact that he can get someone so sexy is proof he is actually the sexiest man alive.