Do You Remember These 10 Ridiculous Howard Wolowitz Pick Up Lines?


Howard Wolowitz Pick Up Lines

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Howard Wolowitz is notorious for his absurd confidence with women. He’s never afraid to say the craziest things in hopes of wooing a girl. Here are his top 10 craziest pick up lines to date.

The Tech Guru

Howard: Wanna see my Hard Drive? I promise it’s not small or floppy.

How does Bernadette handle all of this cheesiness? Do you think Howard writes these down, and saves them for a later date? Or is it all strictly improvisation?

The Neuro Attempt

Howard: Baby, you must be a neuron, because you’ve got some action potentional.

The Title Holder

Howard: Come back to my lab and I’ll show you that the Big Bang isn’t just a theory.

This one is pretty clever. We have to give a nod to our writers for working the title of the series into a famous Howard pick up line.

The Math Homework Proposal

Howard: I wish I was your differential equation homework, because then I’d be really hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.

The Pun

Howard: You must be square root of 2, because I feel irrational around you.

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The Penny Pick-up (Literally) Line

Howard: See a Penny, pick her up! And all the day you’ll have good luck!

Poor Penny has been the victim of so many Howard Wolowitz pick-up lines. It’s crazy that she’s still friends with the guy. Plus, she helped him find his wife. Pretty classy of Penny.

The Jeans

Howard: If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

The Textured Approach

Howard: If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me – rough or smooth?

The Hopeless Romantic:

Howard: Whenever I’m near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration, because you take my breath away.

We have to admit, this one is pretty cute. Despite Howard’s ridiculous approach, he really is sweet. We know he means well. Plus he’s a wonderful husband to Bernadette and a great dad to Halley. All’s fair in love and war we suppose.

Okay, just one more;

The Psych Major:

Howard: My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because I want you!

Do you have a favorite Howard pick-up-line?

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