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Something Nasty Has Happened to the Men of Duck Dynasty

By Hank Klinger | Monday Monday Staff -    2016-08-29

Let’s say you have a big beard, like Duck Dynasty style beard… What’s the worst thing you can imagine?

How about itchy, scratchy, nasty little lice?

The viewers of our favorite show are now showing massive support for the family’s recent infestation. How exactly they got into this recent parasitic predicament is nothing short of bad luck. We’ll talk more about that. And we do know for sure that Jep is the culprit who brought the horrible little critters to the family. Apparently, the bugs came in on an infested cap the DD son wore and made the mistake of bringing it into the office.

What happened exactly was a sad mistake.

Apparently, the entire crew made the mistake of wearing the hat. Once they all took turns wearing the cap, the itchy suffering began.

The crew at Duck Commander all started to notice something was up with their hair and beards. Of course like a brother, Jase was not shocked and gave his two sense. And as he put so blatantly, with that much hair, it’s not a matter of if you’ll get lice, but when. All in all, it seems they kept a very good attitude about the situation. I guess once you get lice, you may as well make the best of it.

Personally, I would have shaved my beard. I don’t know if I could handle having all those little bugs crawling on my face. But I guess that’s what makes the DD show and the family so tough. They don’t let a little problem like facial lice get them down.

NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 09: The cast of "Duck Dynasty" Si Robertson, Jep Robertson and Willie Robertson visit "Fox And Friends" at Fox News Studios on September 9, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Laura Cavanaugh/Getty Images)

And that is why we love the Robertson family so much I think. Because they continually show us how important it is to keep a positive attitude regardless of what is happening in your world. It truly seems like no matter what happens, the Robertson family keeps fighting the good fight.

They show how good Christian, American values can carry a family through hell and high water. And now that the show is on the brink of being canceled, it’s sad. Because we could lose one of the last great American families that are delivering what we need. The more families like the Robertsons who get swept under the rug, the harder it’s going to be for us all to enjoy good clean entertainment–like lice infested beards.

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