The Robertson men are logical. And when it comes to redneck logic, they’re especially logical. In fact, they’re redneck geniuses.
In celebration of a successful 11-season run by Duck Dynasty, here are five of the most logical redneck arguments the guys have made.
Don’t play with fire… unless you’re a redneck.
Willie knows what’s up. No, really — stuff will be up in the air once he blows it up with explosions and fire.
Bass Pro Shop > Justin Beiber
Basically, a Bass Pro Shop is like Disneyland for a redneck. It’s like winning a small lottery. It’s what rednecks dream about in their sleep.
Rednecks don’t need no handyman.
Calling a handyman is laughable to a redneck. Rednecks are the handyman, the plumber, the electrician, the mechanic, the EMT, and the doctor. Ain’t no need for anything more than duct tape and extension cords.
As a redneck, there may be about 0.09% of things you don’t know how to do. In those cases, don’t say “I don’t know.” Just get it over with and pretend like you know what you’re doing the whole time.
All my single men…
The redneck spin on Beyonce’s song. It’s got a nice ring to it.