”Wanna See My Hard Drive?”
Whether you consider Howard Wolowitz charming, creepy, or hilarious, he’s certainly the master of horrible pick-up lines. Well, at least before he got married to his dream girl. Once of his original lines: “Wanna see my Hard Drive? I promise it’s not small or floppy…”
”Baby, You Must Made Of Mica Rock…”
In another disgraceful attempt to pick up a lady, Howard used his knowledge against himself once more. “Baby you must be made of mica rock, because you have perfect cleavage…”
”Baby, Are You A Motherboard?”
Another swing and a miss, Howard asks a stranger, “Baby, are you a motherboard? Cause I’d RAM you all night…” Howard’s not one to be mild or subtle when it comes to trying to take a lady home with him for the night.
”On A Scale From North Korea To America…”
In a rather timely pickup line, Howard uses the recent news stories and history of North Korea to try and pickup a lady. “On a scale from North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?” asked Howard.
”Big Bang Isn’t Just A Theory…
“Come back to my lab and I’ll show you that the Big Bang isn’t just a theory,” said Howard in another failed attempt. This is one of our favorites since it also uses the name of the show in the line.
In addition to these top five, Howard has many other honorable mentions over the years that show how smart and stupid he can be at the same time. Some are crude, while others are as simple as “Group hug!”
“You have 206 bones in your body, wanna have 207?” is another missed attempt and “You turn my software into hardware” is another Howard classic.
Do you have a favorite Howard Wolowitz pick-up line from the show?