Top 10 Funny Raj Quotes

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Since I am doing a quotes list, I decided that each character will get two lists. One for funny quotes and the other for more touching, sentimental quotes. These quotes were picked by me by using the quotes section on the Big Bang Theory’s site. These are not a reflection of the fan base, just my opinion. But I’m sure you’ll find a quote you like anyway.

10. Raj: Ever since I saw Pretty in Pink, I’ve wanted to go to an American prom. But then I saw Carrie and did not want to go to an American prom. Then I saw Never Been Kissed and I’m back on the prom bandwagon. This prom things been a real rollercoaster.
Why I Picked It: Because pop culture references!

 

9. Raj: I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: Aquaman sucks!

Why I Picked It: I agree, Raj.

8. Raj: So, how’s it going with the title to the house?
Howard: Great, it’s all done. The lawyer tracked down my father and got him to sign it over. I didn’t have to meet him, I didn’t have to talk to him, I don’t even know where he is.
Raj: Wow, so you’re not curious at all?
Howard: Nope.
Raj: What if he’s in prison? What if he’s a spy? What if he’s in a Beatles cover band? I’m just saying, if he’s got your nose and haircut, he’d make a killer Ringo.

Why I Picked It: Howard/Ringo jokes are funny.

7. Raj: You always do this, you know, ditch me for a woman you don’t have a shot with.
Howard: I totally had a shot.
Raj: With a woman you were chasing in a park. That’s not a shot, that’s a felony.

Why I Picked It: That sounds about accurate, Raj!  Howard, chasing woman is so wrong!

6. Howard: The man impersonating a bear would like you to know that “Only you can prevent forest fires.”
Raj: I don’t get it.
Howard: You didn’t have Smokey the Bear in India?
Raj: No. Was he anything like Munmun the Mongoose? He taught us not to play with cobras.
Howard: You had to be taught not to play with cobras?
Raj: You had to be taught not to burn down the forest?

Why I Picked It: Ha!  Well played!

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5. Raj: Excuse me but I don’t think Penny is out of line at all. You don’t own her. It’s like my girl Beyonce says: If you like it you should’ve put a ring on it.
Why I Picked It: All the single ladies, All the single ladies!

4. Leonard: Well, the only way we can play teams at this point is if we cut Raj in half.
Raj: Oh, sure, cut the foreigner in half. There’s a billion more where he came from.

Why I Picked It: Poor Raj.

3. Raj: Boy, I’m so hungry today. I wonder why.
Howard: Because you had sex the other night?
Raj: You know what, that might be it. By the way, it isn’t like riding a bike. I fell off a few times.

Why I Picked It: Just thinking of that image makes me laugh.

2. Raj: Oh man, first monster I see I’m gonna sneak up behind him, whip out my wand and shoot my magic all over his ass!
Stuart: Do you hear yourself when you say these things?

Why I Picked It: What Stuart said.

1. Leonard: I’ve always been a little confused about this. Why don’t Hindus eat beef?
Raj: We believe cows are gods.
Sheldon: Not technically. In Hinduism, cattle are thought to be like God.
Raj: Do not tell me about my own culture, Sheldon! In the mood I’m in, I’ll take you out, I swear to cow!
Why I Picked It: “I swear to cow” makes me laugh way too hard.

 

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